slay ya later groupchat.

[bronze]

SLAY YA LATER YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT: 🌺 TRAINERS Buffy, Giles, Ani, Wei Wuxian, Embry, Homelander, Kate, Shanks, Jake, Elias, Cellar, Shadowheart, Yelena, Hawk, Max, Dean, Kovacs, Scott, Chris. 🌸 TRAINEES   Jem, Sam, Roza, Amy, Tim, Greer, Koby, Isolde, OA, Saber, Wally, Gwen.

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@amy.

[begot]

hi everyone! i'm amy, i'm excited to meet you all.

would anyone be interested in being gym buddies? i used to go to classes with friends back in new york [ this is a lie, but what does it matter ] and i thought it might be a nice thing to do again to keep each other accountable and motivated during sessions. 🙂

@HYSSOP

[knelt]

hi amy 👋 i'm isolde
we should buddy up! i went to columbia. recent graduate.

[begot]

hi isolde! congrats on your graduation — columbia's wonderful.
should i ask what you majored in or when you want to train, first? 🤗

@oa

[resurrected]

Hi, Amy. I'm OA.

I used to exercise with my — [ hm, soulmate might sound a little much... ] — boyfriend. I think it would be nice to buddy up too.

[begot]

hi oa! it's really lovely to meet you. (do i pronounce that as the two letters separately or together?)

that sounds nice.

[ A pause — the temptation is to turn a little bit of information into a lot (or at least a little more), but she can save that for later. Or at least for a less public forum. ]

have you been here long?

1/2

[scathe]

@ alphabet_soup liked a reply.

[scathe]

ignore that

1/2

[begot]

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[begot]

[ After a little deliberation over text etiquette: ]

👍🏻

@stacy

[internship]

Hey, Amy! I'm Gwen.

Where in New York? I lived in Manhattan until the, um. Interdimensional kidnapping

[begot]

hi, gwen. manhattan, too, though i'm coming here from missouri.
can't tell you how much i miss the city.

@BUFFY

[bronze]

✨‼️🚨 SATURDAY MAIN EVENT NOTICE 🚨‼️✨

🌸💅 LEMME WERK IT 💅🌸

📣 SIGN UP FOR ZUMBA CLASS THIS SATURDAY 📣

🫡 LEAD BY: BUFFY SUMMERS
🎤 MUSIC CHOICE BY: ANI "PUT THAT THING DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT" MIKHEEVA

... LOUD MUSIC ... LOUDER GAINS ...

(optional) SHOW UP IN YOUR BEST ANIMAL PRINT 🐅 AND GET READY TO BUST A MOVE 💃 AND BREAK A SWEAT 💦

(optional) happy hour following ❣️ drink back all your calories with 🥂 SPIKED 🥂 "wellness shots"

see you there! 😘

[holyposition]

What's zumba?

[bronze]

veeeeery energetic dance class! it's fun i promsie

@WIFI

[laozu]

Yes, please!! I found this really cool animal print pattern in my closet and I've been looking for an occasion to wear it somewhere. Look at it!

[ pictured, ft. the archetypical t&a instagram gym girl pose in front of a mirror. ]

[bronze]

( — meow ? ??)

wow. wei ying, that makes your butt look great
i'll be in cheetah!! duh 🐆

@buck120

[maoa]

i’m only coming if missy’s actually on the playlist.

[bronze]

ani would Not leave us hanging like that
i'm making a routine!

@ 🦋

[haggle]

🚨 ATTN: GYM HOTTIES, BENCH BROS, AND SWOLEMATES🚨

it's our buffy's bday 🫶 say happy birthday, bitches
we're going all in for her lil bday bash tonight
theme's PROM NIGHT for you losers who didn't get laid at yours
& for a princess who deserves the crown for her special night 💖

dress code: suits, sparkles, sequins
cuz nothing comes off faster than a prom dress

GIFTS NON-OPTIONAL. PUT OUT OR GET PUT OUT
cya for dancing & drinks 💕

@buck120

[maoa]

🫡🫡🫡
i’ll take care of refreshments
could probably use a sous chef if anyone wants to help and/or needs a distraction

@alphabet_soup

[scathe]

Hbd 👍

[says dude who took that literally and won't be attending.]

not here but also here.

[haggle]

( noted on the BRO IS GIVING BROKE ENERGY reference list. )

@HONEYSUCKLE

[knelt]

happy birthday buffy! 💝
does the invite include a plus one?

( or. plus two ... )

@WIFI

[laozu]

Happy Birthday, bitches!! Is there a color scheme for the night?
Please tell me it's baby pink!

@koby

[kobes]

It's her birthday?

[crash-out canceled, a beautiful girl is sad on her birthday!!!!!]

Can you give me like two hours so I can reread every book about prom and then I'll know how to decorate right?