slay ya later groupchat.

[bronze]

SLAY YA LATER YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT: 🌺 TRAINERS Buffy, Giles, Spike, Ani, Wei Wuxian, Embry, Homelander, Kate, Shanks, Jake, Elias, Cellar, Shadowheart, Yelena, Hawk. 🌸 TRAINEES   Jem, Sam, Roza, Amy, Tim, Greer, Koby, Isolde, OA, Saber, Wally.

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@amy.

[begot]

hi everyone! i'm amy, i'm excited to meet you all.

would anyone be interested in being gym buddies? i used to go to classes with friends back in new york [ this is a lie, but what does it matter ] and i thought it might be a nice thing to do again to keep each other accountable and motivated during sessions. 🙂

@HYSSOP

[knelt]

hi amy 👋 i'm isolde
we should buddy up! i went to columbia. recent graduate.

[begot]

hi isolde! congrats on your graduation — columbia's wonderful.
should i ask what you majored in or when you want to train, first? 🤗

[knelt]

art history with a double major in business finance.

( i wanted to study theology, but i got sold off to the owner of a kink club does not, in fact, roll off the tongue. )

i promise that despite the finance degree, i'm a great conversationalist. i wont bring up a ponzi scheme even once.

@oa

[resurrected]

Hi, Amy. I'm OA.

I used to exercise with my — [ hm, soulmate might sound a little much... ] — boyfriend. I think it would be nice to buddy up too.

[begot]

hi oa! it's really lovely to meet you. (do i pronounce that as the two letters separately or together?)

that sounds nice.

[ A pause — the temptation is to turn a little bit of information into a lot (or at least a little more), but she can save that for later. Or at least for a less public forum. ]

have you been here long?

[resurrected]

The two letters separately. They're initials.

I've only been in the house for a few weeks, but I've been in this dimension for almost three months. Everyone I arrived with woke up in the woods near the commune.

1/2

[scathe]

@ alphabet_soup liked a reply.

[scathe]

ignore that

1/2

[begot]

[ ]

[begot]

[ After a little deliberation over text etiquette: ]

👍🏻

[scathe]

Message read.

[three minutes later:]

👍

@stacy

[internship]

Hey, Amy! I'm Gwen.

Where in New York? I lived in Manhattan until the, um. Interdimensional kidnapping

[begot]

hi, gwen. manhattan, too, though i'm coming here from missouri.
can't tell you how much i miss the city.

[internship]

I bet! How long've you been away?

I guess the bright side is we won't be paying $16 for an açai smoothie here.

@BUFFY

[bronze]

✨‼️🚨 SATURDAY MAIN EVENT NOTICE 🚨‼️✨

🌸💅 LEMME WERK IT 💅🌸

📣 SIGN UP FOR ZUMBA CLASS THIS SATURDAY 📣

🫡 LEAD BY: BUFFY SUMMERS
🎤 MUSIC CHOICE BY: ANI "PUT THAT THING DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT" MIKHEEVA

... LOUD MUSIC ... LOUDER GAINS ...

(optional) SHOW UP IN YOUR BEST ANIMAL PRINT 🐅 AND GET READY TO BUST A MOVE 💃 AND BREAK A SWEAT 💦

(optional) happy hour following ❣️ drink back all your calories with 🥂 SPIKED 🥂 "wellness shots"

see you there! 😘

[holyposition]

What's zumba?

[bronze]

veeeeery energetic dance class! it's fun i promsie

[holyposition]

It's not like otherworld dancing, is it?

@WIFI

[laozu]

Yes, please!! I found this really cool animal print pattern in my closet and I've been looking for an occasion to wear it somewhere. Look at it!

[ pictured, ft. the archetypical t&a instagram gym girl pose in front of a mirror. ]

[bronze]

( — meow ? ??)

wow. wei ying, that makes your butt look great
i'll be in cheetah!! duh 🐆

[laozu]

Aw gee, thanks! It's my second favorite features: first is my winsome personality, naturally. I've got substance AND style.

Cheetah's going to look so good on you! 🐆🐆🐆 Do I get a preview of the fit?

@buck120

[maoa]

i’m only coming if missy’s actually on the playlist.

[bronze]

ani would Not leave us hanging like that
i'm making a routine!

[maoa]

in that case i just need to pick an animal print.
any suggestions?