slay ya later.

[bronze]

INTRODUCTION 🗡️

welcome to slayers-r-us check the group chat

FEATURES 🧃

❦ MATS

beat ass here

❦ AUTOMATONS

robots (nonsexy)

❦ SMOOTHIE BAR

pre-workout and smoothie and wellness shots

❦ COMMUNAL SHOWERS

im not cleaning ur nut out of the drains + also cold plunge

TRAINERS 🥊

BUFFY SUMMERS
bronze 🍇 owner

RUPERT GILES
ripher 🍌 punching bag

SPIKE
chipped 🍌 punching bag

ANI MIKHEEVA
haggle 🍑 eye candy

WEI WUXIAN
laozu 🍓 masseuse

EMBRY MOORE
hymen 🍒 trainer

HOMELANDER
breeding 🍒 trainer

KATE BISHOP
purpura 🍒 trainer

SHANKS
redforce 🍒 trainer

JAKE SERESIN
ailerons 🍒 trainer

ELIAS
scathe 🍒 trainer

CELLAR SPIDER
longlegs 🍒 trainer

SHADOWHEART
nightsung 🍒 trainer

YELENA BELOVA
vdovy 🍒 trainer

HAWKINS FULLER
homosexuals 🍒 trainer

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TRAINEES 👟

JEM WALKER
🎀 medals 🎀

SAM CARPENTER
🎀 maoa 🎀

ROZA ZARIPOVA
🎀 temporicide 🎀

AMY ELLIOTT DUNNE
🎀 begot 🎀

TIM LAUGHLIN
🎀 holyposition 🎀

GREER GALLOWAY
🎀 guinegreer 🎀

KOBY
🎀 kobes 🎀

ISOLDE LAURENCE
🎀 knelt 🎀

OA
🎀 resurrected 🎀

SABER TOOTH
🎀 masticated 🎀

WALLY WEST
🎀 metabolizes 🎀

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VISUALS 💪

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🎀 SIGN-UPS

[bronze]

<tt><span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>NAME:</B></span> <span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR:</B></span> trainer/trainee/etc. <span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>EXPERIENCE:</B></span> for trainers! what are your specialties? any classes you want to host? what're you into? </tt>

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[medals]

NAME: jemima
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee
EXPERIENCE: n/a unless u want a class on zombie survival or biting ur opponents face mid fight

[maoa]

NAME: sam carpenter
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee. at least to start.
EXPERIENCE: it's more like instinct, but i have gone toe-to-toe with murderers and survived.

[temporicide]

NAME: Roza
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainee
EXPERIENCE: Trainee status means I can be a little useless, right? But I did have really mean older sisters. It helps.

[hymen]

NAME: embry
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer!!
EXPERIENCE: late every day, might be hungover, will be the best punching bag on site! happy to do calisthenics training with anybunny with a special focus on staying flexible for marathon sex purposes. baby does NOT want to lift weights

[begot]

NAME: amy elliott dunne
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee!
EXPERIENCE: yoga and pilates, a couple of boxing classes, and a krav maga class once.

[breeding]

NAME: homelander
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: strongest man in the world.

[purpura]

NAME: Kate Bishop
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: I've done every sport under the sun and won at all of them. So yeah I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

[holyposition]

NAME: Tim Laughlin
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainee
EXPERIENCE: Gym bro era started when he got to saltburnt. Horny for Mr. Giles.

[guinegreer]

NAME: Greer Galloway
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee! teach her how to defend herself pls
EXPERIENCE: v limited (general cardio/yoga)

[redforce]

NAME: shanks
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: 20+ years of pirating, trained with the most powerful crew in history, Publicly Recognized as one of the four strongest pirates alive, can go toe to toe with literal giants and win. overpowered ass mf. expertise in swordsmanship and martial arts. surprise the dojo is connected for classes perhaps????

[ailerons]

NAME: Jake Seresin
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer
EXPERIENCE: Never worn a cape in my life, but I am a decorated Naval officer. Everybody qualifies on small arms and basic ground training. I start every day with an incline bench press at a tempo of 4010. You want notes on the rest of my ab circuit? Always looking for a new PB.

[scathe]

Filled out by Roza:

NAME: Elias
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: I've seen him fight and I would deploy him to protect my honor if either of us thought I had such a thing. Also would survive the Alaskan bush.

[longlegs]

NAME: Cellar Spider
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer.
EXPERIENCE: Hand to hand combat + with weapons. Comes in once a week for people looking for advanced training, using her shadow-constructs to shape opponents of all shapes and sizes.

[kobes]

NAME: koby
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee, please
EXPERIENCE: i've been training for two years now, but few people want to punch me for real, for some reason.

[haggle]

NAME: you know who i am 💋
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: eyecandy / muscle motivational support™ / mascot but make it sexy
EXPERIENCE:
— see my portfolio (thirst traps can be DMed for photo evidence)
— can make any man finish (😉) ... his reps to impress me (i'm protein powder to gymbros)
— attention whores line up to bench press me (great for business)
— my ass was made for lululemon
— i guess i can show bitches the ropes of pole training & staying stretched if they're not fucking weak 🙄
— can do a full split (on laps, on mats, on faces)

[nightsung]

NAME: shadowheart
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: strength training! offensive & defensive combat w/ spears/glaives/shields/light-medium armor (even if all we have access to is pool noodle versions)! can do magic sparring w/ spiritual weapon, create duplicates of herself w/ mirror image to make combat training harder, etcetc

[knelt]

NAME: isolde laurence
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee
EXPERIENCE: very experienced in hand to hand (with knives, specifically), but would rather be trained. i practiced with the sisters in a dojo since i was twelve.

[vdovy]

NAME: Yelena Belova
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer
EXPERIENCE: I am a highly skilled assassin. I know all of the martial arts and how to take down someone several times my size. I will teach self defense and how to turn small size to your advantage in a fight.

[resurrected]

NAME: OA
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainee
EXPERIENCE: I practiced calisthenics for the past 7 years. I'd like to learn self-defense.

[masticated]

NAME: saber tooth
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: final boss / the veteran / trainee
EXPERIENCE: 80+ years of experience. where the fuck do I start? ex CIA sleeper spy trained in hand-to-hand, torture, assassination and endurance. I can be the guy trainees come to to see if they're advancing fast enough and send 'em back to the trainers. You wanna know if you're ready to fight to the death and defend yourself? I won't hold back. I'm the one you wanna come to.

[homosexuals]

NAME: Hawkins Fuller
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer
EXPERIENCE: Hawk has a stringent, sergeant background from the military, so if any (preferably hot, young, brunette twinks) want someone to whip them into shape and lean on for physical consistency (ha ha), he's your man. And if the idea of being sweaty and grunting somewhere else with less clothes reminds you of a different sort of working out, he will also be your man - for a few hours.

[laozu]

NAME: It's me, Miss Buffy! Wei Wuxian!!
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Team masseuse! Or your after-workout physiologist!
EXPERIENCE: Two (2!) Lifetimes of xiūliàn training in martial arts/weaponry, meditation, and qìgōng that I can translate into accessible workouts and improvised routines. Informal experience in training armies of the undead, and if I can motivate a bunch of flesh-hungry ghouls, I can certainly motivate ANYONE to get out of bed and improve themselves. Skilled in swords, archery, energy work and kinesiology, herbal remedies, I'm from China, don't people like that sort of thing, yadda yadda yadda. Can I help out as a cute little gym baddie you can rely on to take care of everyone's aches, pains and fill in wherever you need me to?

[metabolizes]

NAME: wally west
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee
EXPERIENCE: him gotta go FASTER (speed training), good luck coach

[internship]

NAME: gwen
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee
EXPERIENCE: bonked a giant lizard over the head with a trophy once