slay ya later.

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INTRODUCTION 🗡️

welcome to slayers-r-us check the group chat

FEATURES 🧃

❦ MATS

beat ass here

❦ AUTOMATONS

robots (nonsexy)

❦ SMOOTHIE BAR

pre-workout and smoothie and wellness shots

❦ COMMUNAL SHOWERS

im not cleaning ur nut out of the drains + also cold plunge

TRAINERS 🥊

BUFFY SUMMERS
bronze 🍇 owner

RUPERT GILES
ripher 🍌 punching bag

SPIKE
chipped 🍌 punching bag

ANI MIKHEEVA
haggle 🍑 eye candy

WEI WUXIAN
laozu 🍓 masseuse

EMBRY MOORE
hymen 🍒 trainer

HOMELANDER
breeding 🍒 trainer

KATE BISHOP
purpura 🍒 trainer

SHANKS
redforce 🍒 trainer

JAKE SERESIN
ailerons 🍒 trainer

ELIAS
scathe 🍒 trainer

CELLAR SPIDER
longlegs 🍒 trainer

SHADOWHEART
nightsung 🍒 trainer

YELENA BELOVA
vdovy 🍒 trainer

HAWKINS FULLER
homosexuals 🍒 trainer

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TRAINEES 👟

JEM WALKER
🎀 medals 🎀

SAM CARPENTER
🎀 maoa 🎀

ROZA ZARIPOVA
🎀 temporicide 🎀

AMY ELLIOTT DUNNE
🎀 begot 🎀

TIM LAUGHLIN
🎀 holyposition 🎀

GREER GALLOWAY
🎀 guinegreer 🎀

KOBY
🎀 kobes 🎀

ISOLDE LAURENCE
🎀 knelt 🎀

OA
🎀 resurrected 🎀

SABER TOOTH
🎀 masticated 🎀

WALLY WEST
🎀 metabolizes 🎀

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VISUALS 💪

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[laozu]

NAME: It's me, Miss Buffy! Wei Wuxian!!
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Team masseuse! Or your after-workout physiologist!
EXPERIENCE: Two (2!) Lifetimes of xiūliàn training in martial arts/weaponry, meditation, and qìgōng that I can translate into accessible workouts and improvised routines. Informal experience in training armies of the undead, and if I can motivate a bunch of flesh-hungry ghouls, I can certainly motivate ANYONE to get out of bed and improve themselves. Skilled in swords, archery, energy work and kinesiology, herbal remedies, I'm from China, don't people like that sort of thing, yadda yadda yadda. Can I help out as a cute little gym baddie you can rely on to take care of everyone's aches, pains and fill in wherever you need me to?

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✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (burgundy) (thottier than the other sets), and branded squeezey water bottle (burgundy) with the inspirational quote: SLAYER? I HARDLY KNEW HER. )