slay ya later.

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INTRODUCTION 🗡️

welcome to slayers-r-us check the group chat

FEATURES 🧃

❦ MATS

beat ass here

❦ AUTOMATONS

robots (nonsexy)

❦ SMOOTHIE BAR

pre-workout and smoothie and wellness shots

❦ COMMUNAL SHOWERS

im not cleaning ur nut out of the drains + also cold plunge

TRAINERS 🥊

BUFFY SUMMERS
bronze 🍇 owner

RUPERT GILES
ripher 🍌 punching bag

SPIKE
chipped 🍌 punching bag

ANI MIKHEEVA
haggle 🍑 eye candy

WEI WUXIAN
laozu 🍓 masseuse

EMBRY MOORE
hymen 🍒 trainer

HOMELANDER
breeding 🍒 trainer

KATE BISHOP
purpura 🍒 trainer

SHANKS
redforce 🍒 trainer

JAKE SERESIN
ailerons 🍒 trainer

ELIAS
scathe 🍒 trainer

CELLAR SPIDER
longlegs 🍒 trainer

SHADOWHEART
nightsung 🍒 trainer

YELENA BELOVA
vdovy 🍒 trainer

HAWKINS FULLER
homosexuals 🍒 trainer

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TRAINEES 👟

JEM WALKER
🎀 medals 🎀

SAM CARPENTER
🎀 maoa 🎀

ROZA ZARIPOVA
🎀 temporicide 🎀

AMY ELLIOTT DUNNE
🎀 begot 🎀

TIM LAUGHLIN
🎀 holyposition 🎀

GREER GALLOWAY
🎀 guinegreer 🎀

KOBY
🎀 kobes 🎀

ISOLDE LAURENCE
🎀 knelt 🎀

OA
🎀 resurrected 🎀

SABER TOOTH
🎀 masticated 🎀

WALLY WEST
🎀 metabolizes 🎀

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VISUALS 💪

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🎀 SIGN-UPS

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<tt><span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>NAME:</B></span> <span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR:</B></span> trainer/trainee/etc. <span style="color:#f26fb7;"><B>EXPERIENCE:</B></span> for trainers! what are your specialties? any classes you want to host? what're you into? </tt>

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[medals]

NAME: jemima
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee
EXPERIENCE: n/a unless u want a class on zombie survival or biting ur opponents face mid fight

[maoa]

NAME: sam carpenter
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee. at least to start.
EXPERIENCE: it's more like instinct, but i have gone toe-to-toe with murderers and survived.

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (hot pink), and branded squeezey water bottle (hot pink) with the inspirational quote: ALL SLAY ALL DAY. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (baby pink), and branded squeezey water bottle (baby pink) with the inspirational quote: A SLAY A DAY KEEPS THE VAMPIRES AWAY. )

[temporicide]

NAME: Roza
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainee
EXPERIENCE: Trainee status means I can be a little useless, right? But I did have really mean older sisters. It helps.

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (neon purple), and branded squeezey water bottle (neon purple) with the inspirational quote: A SLAY IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH. )

[hymen]

NAME: embry
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer!!
EXPERIENCE: late every day, might be hungover, will be the best punching bag on site! happy to do calisthenics training with anybunny with a special focus on staying flexible for marathon sex purposes. baby does NOT want to lift weights

[begot]

NAME: amy elliott dunne
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee!
EXPERIENCE: yoga and pilates, a couple of boxing classes, and a krav maga class once.

[breeding]

NAME: homelander
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: strongest man in the world.

[purpura]

NAME: Kate Bishop
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: I've done every sport under the sun and won at all of them. So yeah I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

[holyposition]

NAME: Tim Laughlin
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainee
EXPERIENCE: Gym bro era started when he got to saltburnt. Horny for Mr. Giles.

[guinegreer]

NAME: Greer Galloway
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainee! teach her how to defend herself pls
EXPERIENCE: v limited (general cardio/yoga)

[redforce]

NAME: shanks
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: 20+ years of pirating, trained with the most powerful crew in history, Publicly Recognized as one of the four strongest pirates alive, can go toe to toe with literal giants and win. overpowered ass mf. expertise in swordsmanship and martial arts. surprise the dojo is connected for classes perhaps????

[ailerons]

NAME: Jake Seresin
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer
EXPERIENCE: Never worn a cape in my life, but I am a decorated Naval officer. Everybody qualifies on small arms and basic ground training. I start every day with an incline bench press at a tempo of 4010. You want notes on the rest of my ab circuit? Always looking for a new PB.

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (bright blue) and trainer's windbreaker (embroidered with your name over the breast), and branded squeezey water bottle (bright blue) with the inspirational quote: IT'S A PIECE OF SLAY. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (red) and trainer's windbreaker (embroidered with your name over the breast), and branded squeezey water bottle (red) with the inspirational quote: SLAY ON SOMEONE'S PARADE. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (yellow) and trainer's windbreaker (embroidered with your name over the breast), and branded squeezey water bottle (yellow) with the inspirational quote: SLAY THE BEANS. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (green) and trainer's windbreaker (embroidered with your name over the breast), and branded squeezey water bottle (green) with the inspirational quote: THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE SLAY. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (dark blue) and trainer's windbreaker (embroidered with your name over the breast), and branded squeezey water bottle (dark blue) with the inspirational quote: HAVE YOUR SLAY AND EAT IT TOO. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (chartreuse), and branded squeezey water bottle (chartreuse) with the inspirational quote: THE SLAYER IS IN THE DETAILS. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (sky blue), and branded squeezey water bottle (sky blue) with the inspirational quote: BIGGER SLAYS TO FRY. )

[bronze]

✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (powder pink), and branded squeezey water bottle (powder pink) with the inspirational quote: EVERY CLOUD HAS A SLAYER LINING. )

[scathe]

Filled out by Roza:

NAME: Elias
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: trainer
EXPERIENCE: I've seen him fight and I would deploy him to protect my honor if either of us thought I had such a thing. Also would survive the Alaskan bush.

[longlegs]

NAME: Cellar Spider
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: Trainer.
EXPERIENCE: Hand to hand combat + with weapons. Comes in once a week for people looking for advanced training, using her shadow-constructs to shape opponents of all shapes and sizes.