slay ya later.

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INTRODUCTION 🗡️

welcome to slayers-r-us check the group chat

FEATURES 🧃

❦ MATS

beat ass here

❦ AUTOMATONS

robots (nonsexy)

❦ SMOOTHIE BAR

pre-workout and smoothie and wellness shots

❦ COMMUNAL SHOWERS

im not cleaning ur nut out of the drains + also cold plunge

TRAINERS 🥊

BUFFY SUMMERS
bronze 🍇 owner

RUPERT GILES
ripher 🍌 punching bag

SPIKE
chipped 🍌 punching bag

ANI MIKHEEVA
haggle 🍑 eye candy

WEI WUXIAN
laozu 🍓 masseuse

EMBRY MOORE
hymen 🍒 trainer

HOMELANDER
breeding 🍒 trainer

KATE BISHOP
purpura 🍒 trainer

SHANKS
redforce 🍒 trainer

JAKE SERESIN
ailerons 🍒 trainer

ELIAS
scathe 🍒 trainer

CELLAR SPIDER
longlegs 🍒 trainer

SHADOWHEART
nightsung 🍒 trainer

YELENA BELOVA
vdovy 🍒 trainer

HAWKINS FULLER
homosexuals 🍒 trainer

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TRAINEES 👟

JEM WALKER
🎀 medals 🎀

SAM CARPENTER
🎀 maoa 🎀

ROZA ZARIPOVA
🎀 temporicide 🎀

AMY ELLIOTT DUNNE
🎀 begot 🎀

TIM LAUGHLIN
🎀 holyposition 🎀

GREER GALLOWAY
🎀 guinegreer 🎀

KOBY
🎀 kobes 🎀

ISOLDE LAURENCE
🎀 knelt 🎀

OA
🎀 resurrected 🎀

SABER TOOTH
🎀 masticated 🎀

WALLY WEST
🎀 metabolizes 🎀

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VISUALS 💪

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NAME: you know who i am 💋
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: eyecandy / muscle motivational support™ / mascot but make it sexy
EXPERIENCE:
— see my portfolio (thirst traps can be DMed for photo evidence)
— can make any man finish (😉) ... his reps to impress me (i'm protein powder to gymbros)
— attention whores line up to bench press me (great for business)
— my ass was made for lululemon
— i guess i can show bitches the ropes of pole training & staying stretched if they're not fucking weak 🙄
— can do a full split (on laps, on mats, on faces)

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✨ YOU'RE IN ✨

( please enjoy your SLAYER™️ branded set of workout clothes (neon pink) and sweatsuit (embroidered with BIG MONEY on the butt), and branded squeezey water bottle (bedazzled) with the inspirational quote: THE SLAY BEFORE THE STORM. )