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@LITTLEPRINCE

[hymen]

You need streamers to cover the ceiling. And a balloon arch. If you really want to be accurate, you should get a pair of thrones and dump three bottles of vodka into the punchbowl.
Do you want some help?

[kobes]

[requisite pause, equivalent to the neighbor's chihuahua who you've definitely pet in the past with no problems trying to decide if they want to be petted or lose their shit barking and biting your ankles.

but: buffy remains the priority, therefore:] We'll only need the one throne, for Buffy.

How tall are you? [streamer-hanging height? balloon-arch-making height? because koby is point-and-boss-around height and he needs to outsource.]

[cholesterol]

Tall or not, streamers require ladders. And tape of some kind.

Not that I ever would've been caught dead decorating for prom.

But, for Buffy, I'll help.

[hymen]

You can just say you're short. And that no one wanted to go to prom with you.

Great. Ash and Greer will help too, since none of us are socially awkward losers who didn't get laid on prom night.

[ lying out of his ass about being the only non-virgin in the polycule when they met. ]

[cholesterol]

I didn't stay in school long enough at a time to go to prom. But, go ahead with that narrative. I got plenty during proms, that's for sure.

I'm going to ignore all that because I'm in for Buffy.

[hymen]

[ am i the asshole, etc. ]

They didn't have prom in hunting school or whatever it is you said you do?

[cholesterol]

We were in and out of schools because of whatever job dad lined up. Or, if he decided to leave us there for a few months. Sam's the one that got all his credits, graduated, and ran off to Stanford.

[hymen]

I think I prefer my dad being dead to that. Is Sam your boyfriend?

[cholesterol]

( )

My brother

[hymen]

Oh. Sorry. I don't have one of those, either.
I have a stepsister, though.

[cholesterol]

Can only imagine the filthy things you wanted to do to her

1/2 (cw implied incest?)

[hymen]

2/2

[hymen]

She's capable of taking men and women through the full spectrum of human emotion, sure.

[ lust. more often, murder. ]

What's your brother like?

[cholesterol]

He's real smart. Nice. Real good person. Treats his body like a temple and every living creature as something worthy of his time. Real disciplined guy.

What's your stepsister like?

[kobes]

Is it that big of a deal? The books were a little grim. A lot of blood.

Do you have a ladder and tape?

[cholesterol]

Damn it. I should've shoved you toward Disney.

We can get a ladder and tape.

[kobes]

I know DISNEY, I've seen Finding Nemo.

[what other disney is there, really.]

Okay, yes, if you get a ladder and tape, you can help.
Are you bringing someone?

[NOSY.]

[cholesterol]

DISNEY did Cinderella, too.

Embry already roped in the president and the first lady? We need like a committee now?

[kobes]

Well, good for Disney. I didn't re-read Cinderella, I read "Carrie".

I meant as a DATE, Dean.

I CHUCKLED.

[cholesterol]

Right, right. One of Stephen King's best. Let's not emulate that tonight.

Uh. I asked Faith.

hes trying to GOSSIP, dean!!!

[kobes]

He's written more? That one was very sad, but also not good for research, no.

Ohhhhh. Did she say yes?

anything to forget about certain pictures on his phone

[cholesterol]

No, not good for prom research. And yeah, dude, he's written hundreds. Do you like cars or dogs?

Maybe

[kobes]

Hundreds? That seems overly ambitious. I like dogs all right. I've never been in a car.

Aw. She said no. :(

[cholesterol]

It's jsut his thing. You like dogs, probably don't read Cujo.

No, she said yes.

not here.

[haggle]

( one throne? am i a joke to you? )