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[bronze]

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Comments

[cholesterol]

I didn't stay in school long enough at a time to go to prom. But, go ahead with that narrative. I got plenty during proms, that's for sure.

I'm going to ignore all that because I'm in for Buffy.

[hymen]

[ am i the asshole, etc. ]

They didn't have prom in hunting school or whatever it is you said you do?

[cholesterol]

We were in and out of schools because of whatever job dad lined up. Or, if he decided to leave us there for a few months. Sam's the one that got all his credits, graduated, and ran off to Stanford.

[hymen]

I think I prefer my dad being dead to that. Is Sam your boyfriend?

[cholesterol]

( )

My brother

[hymen]

Oh. Sorry. I don't have one of those, either.
I have a stepsister, though.

[cholesterol]

Can only imagine the filthy things you wanted to do to her

1/2 (cw implied incest?)

[hymen]

2/2

[hymen]

She's capable of taking men and women through the full spectrum of human emotion, sure.

[ lust. more often, murder. ]

What's your brother like?

[cholesterol]

He's real smart. Nice. Real good person. Treats his body like a temple and every living creature as something worthy of his time. Real disciplined guy.

What's your stepsister like?

[hymen]

She's smart. And a bitch. A really bad person most of the time. Treats her body like a temple for cocaine and definitely doesn't see most living creatures as worthy of her time or basic human rights. Extremely disciplined as in she can go hours with a whip. She's also a senator and won't wear pants that cost less than $900.

Your brother sounds nice.

[cholesterol]

And your stepsister sounds like a pill.

Sourced a ladder. Getting tape.