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[bronze]

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Comments

[hymen]

You can just say you're short. And that no one wanted to go to prom with you.

Great. Ash and Greer will help too, since none of us are socially awkward losers who didn't get laid on prom night.

[ lying out of his ass about being the only non-virgin in the polycule when they met. ]

[cholesterol]

I didn't stay in school long enough at a time to go to prom. But, go ahead with that narrative. I got plenty during proms, that's for sure.

I'm going to ignore all that because I'm in for Buffy.

[hymen]

[ am i the asshole, etc. ]

They didn't have prom in hunting school or whatever it is you said you do?

[cholesterol]

We were in and out of schools because of whatever job dad lined up. Or, if he decided to leave us there for a few months. Sam's the one that got all his credits, graduated, and ran off to Stanford.

[hymen]

I think I prefer my dad being dead to that. Is Sam your boyfriend?

[cholesterol]

( )

My brother

[hymen]

Oh. Sorry. I don't have one of those, either.
I have a stepsister, though.

[cholesterol]

Can only imagine the filthy things you wanted to do to her

1/2 (cw implied incest?)

[hymen]

2/2

[hymen]

She's capable of taking men and women through the full spectrum of human emotion, sure.

[ lust. more often, murder. ]

What's your brother like?

[cholesterol]

He's real smart. Nice. Real good person. Treats his body like a temple and every living creature as something worthy of his time. Real disciplined guy.

What's your stepsister like?

[hymen]

She's smart. And a bitch. A really bad person most of the time. Treats her body like a temple for cocaine and definitely doesn't see most living creatures as worthy of her time or basic human rights. Extremely disciplined as in she can go hours with a whip. She's also a senator and won't wear pants that cost less than $900.

Your brother sounds nice.

[cholesterol]

And your stepsister sounds like a pill.

Sourced a ladder. Getting tape.