you know that stephen guy was a lot nicer when he was my uncle
we could arrange a meet cute. enter in our boys, walking down the same asshole aisle in the get lost grocery store their fingers brush over the box of male entitlement. sparks fly. they immediately kill each other the end
He was your uncle? Somehow I missed that, amidst the strangeness of June.
A bear trap might be overkill, but I appreciate the thought.
I could cast turn undead on our tent, you know. It would keep vampires out, and it doesn't affect Astarion. Though it would keep Shadowhen from visiting, and I hate to deny her entry to our manicure parties.
It's not a spell that lasts long, unfortunately. But I wonder if there might be a way to create some sort of ward for you that I could top up as needed.
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( everyone needs to either forget how to read immediately, or stop taking buffy seriously. sheβs just goofing! everything is peachy. )
what about you? any cuties at the tent?
of the fuzzy kind, please. iβm SO sick of boys.
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Maybe he and Spike should date. It seems like they'd deserve each other.
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we could arrange a meet cute. enter in our boys, walking down the same asshole aisle in the get lost grocery store
their fingers brush over the box of male entitlement. sparks fly. they immediately kill each other
the end
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want me to go put a bear trap outside his tent?
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A bear trap might be overkill, but I appreciate the thought.
I could cast turn undead on our tent, you know. It would keep vampires out, and it doesn't affect Astarion. Though it would keep Shadowhen from visiting, and I hate to deny her entry to our manicure parties.
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whoa wait
you can just do that?
( the mind wanders.................... )
no we definitely can't boot shadowhen, she's an important addition to girls nights
but when/if the house is back up could you do that to my room?
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