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@frank farmer

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I'm unpacked and I've done a sweep. You're not in your room.

[bronze]

gasp!! you noticed
you should really get my dad to pay you more with observational skills like that

1/2

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And instead of playing a game of Hot and Cold, please let me know where you are, so I can put all my observational skills to work.

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FYI You told me to meet you in the room.

( and attached is the screenshot from the (fabricated) snippet of conversation right above where he tests her number to make sure it's her, tells her to use his number for emergencies, and she then says 'I will meet you in my room.' )

[bronze]

oh. that?








yeah i lied
you know if you were really good at your job, you'd already know where i am. aw :(
maybe you actually need a pay cut

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[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

[bronze]

( RSVP'd!!!!!!!! )

text — un: LITTLEPRINCE

[hymen]

i'd like to formally introduce myself.
embry moore. happy to see you got my invitation.

the president would like to know what you're wearing to the party.

[ let ash take the blame for being a creep ]

[bronze]

hi, embry. it's cool to meet you.
you know, i follow pages dedicated to thirsting over your suits. this is very surreal.

anyway, i was just gonna wear a dress. is there a dress code?

[hymen]

i do dress better than the president. there's more to looking good than just filling out a suit.

[ oh. she's so cute, and so young. ]

a dress counts as cocktail attire. semi-formal. a party dress.
i can get you one if you want to pick something out.

[bronze]

you know, i do get the impression they were more about the guy in the suits than the actual suits. lots of close ups.
i was always team embry.

( on the "which hot brother is your favorite" forums that girls like to associate on. this is not strictly speaking true, but — well, he's her favorite now, for sure. )

you want to buy me a dress?

( 👉👈 )

@sstrange

[rehandle]

Hey, kid. Long time.

[bronze]

( !!! )

i know you know how old i am. i get a birthday card every year. i'm not a kid anymore, uncle stephen.

( the filler complaints of family. more importantly, )

you're really here? we have to meet up.

[rehandle]

Sure. You're what... 12 now? They grow up so fast.

[ She's a breath of fresh air, one message in and already the easiest conversation he's had all week. ]

No, I'm beaming this in from Tahiti.
Want to grab lunch later?

[bronze]

😫😫😫
i'm 19!! i can smoke, vote, and drink. now that we're in england at least.

yes, your treat
but don't invite dad, he's driving my crazy. also bring me a present.

text — @seresin

[ailerons]

[ Not long after: ]

Hi, Buffy.
I'm Jake.
We haven't met yet, but I'd like to fix that.

[bronze]

hiya jake 👋
so what's up? bored tonight?

[ailerons]

See, I was more hoping you'd be bored and I could fix that, too.
What do you like to do on a first date?

[bronze]

( thinking ........ )

go dancing? i'm a little lacking in first date experience.
i'll do whatever! you should pick, you won.

text — un: LITTLEPRINCE

[hymen]

hey there, supermodel.
think you can slip your bodyguard tonight?

[bronze]

( supermodel 🥰 )

hey!
i can probably swing that. got some big plans for me?

[hymen]

two choices for you. [ this is called being a feminist. ]

you get dressed up for drinks and dancing and music at the piano bar.
or you get dressed up for an evening of the most exotic animals you've ever seen at the balfour's private zoo. whichever tickles your fancy.
either way, i win because i get you with me looking extraordinarily hot.

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[ripher]

Do you like these?

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[bronze]

that depends on if you're texting the right girl this time
this is buffy fyi

[ripher]

I know it's you, Buffy. I wanted to text you.