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BUFFY SUMMERS
@BUFFY — if the apocalypse comes, beep me!

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[bronze]

hi hi 😊 that's me! i'm buffy.

thanks!! you know, you should totally join
i'm pretty good at teaching self-defense. and it's like
veeeeeery important, here. even just on a normal day. there's buncha weirdos around these parts, and you can't be too careful.

[internship]

I'm Gwen. It's nice to meet you. 🩵

I think I will! Even if I'm not thrilled about the weirdos. New York had its share of them, though. Run-of-the-mill, or weirder weirdos?

[bronze]

back attacha gwen! 💖

think more like
crawling out of graves, drinking virgin blood, howling at the moon, calling themselves "gods" weirdos
unless that's run-of-the-mill for you. in which case — business as usual!

[internship]

I'm going to pretend for one second, just for my sanity, that you're talking about puppies howling at the moon.

Not really run-of-the-mill for me? Although my old supervisor turned into a giant lizard and then tried to turn the rest of Manhattan into giant lizards. More of a genetic experiment gone awry than the Monster Mash image I'm getting.

[bronze]

would be better, right?

i don't think that's totally out of the ordinary, here. you'll meet some colorful people.
you know, one time i got knocked out at a frat party and almost sacrificed to some lizardy snakey looking guy. so actually that sounds pretty familiar to me. i can show you where to punch 'em in the scales!

[internship]

Sacrificed? Like a ritual thing? Yikes.

I did hit him over the head with a trophy, but it mostly just made him angry. Punching would be better.